PortalVendor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Long Nights Deep]

A lot went into this, most Newgrounds members do not make good content anymore. This isn't my type of thing but I know that this will be very beneficial for the people who come on Newgrounds and enjoy music videos.

Keep up the good work, man!

[The Uncle Ben's Story]

I visit the Under Judgement and I see you, I remember you from "The Kenya Story" and told you that everything needs work.

You still have a lot to improve for.
-Smoother lines
-sometimes the audio was too loud and it did that weird noise y'know?

but you do not know how nostalgic this made me feel, I felt like I was back at 2008-2010 Newgrounds again.

Although the quality of the video could've been better, it was a creative topic, it made me laugh and it made me go nostalgic.

[COFFEE TIME]

A very short "movie" put in comedy.

Nothing is funny about it, just a guy opening his mouth, pouring some coffee in then closing his mouth.

I know it is a test but a test should not be available to the public and should be deleted right away if it was a test.
This offers next to none entertainment value.

[Goku and Krillin go to the movies]

Very abysmal.

If the animation would of went a little longer, with more expressive faces and a change of camera, it would've got around 3 stars.

The joke on here was so so so so abysmal and childish. "What's kissing?" really? Come on, do something better than this.

Zeno-Sensie responds:

You're coming into this video without a frame of reference. In the official anime, Goku doesn't know what kissing is. This is the joke.

[Quentin Tarantino Unchained]

The animation is absolutely horrible, up to the point that it's not even considered to be an animation and it would also be a disgrace to call it a slideshow.

The title is entirely English yet not one word of English gets spurred out aside from "Quentin Tarantino"

The script is also very bad, reading the bold subtitles made me want to off myself.

0/5 stars, actually one of the worst submissions I have seen on the site.

[Kirby calls out Mario (Animatic)]

The voice acting is obnoxiously loud annoying, so loud and annoying I couldn't get through the first 2 minutes of it.

The animation was lacking, it just felt like a bunch of pictures being put out very slowly instead of a cartoon universe.

The script was also lacking, it took them more than a minute to say "you made a new game, Super Mario Odyssey, riiiiight?" and Mario replying with that Kirby also made a recent game.

It shows a little potential but you have to check on pretty much everything to make sure that it intrigues your audience.

Evy-Devy responds:

This isn't really meant to be an animation. I already said so in the description but this is meant to be an animatic, not an animation. Doing animation would not only make this simple video take MUCH longer but also demotivate me while making it. I can understand your frustration though so I changed the title to let people know right away it's not meant to be fluid. (Which is why there's little lip syncing.)

As for the voice acting, if it's too loud, just turn the volume down. But I know that the background music and voice acting is a bit loud. I did raise the voice acting a bit to not be drowned in the background music but I'm still experimenting with sound so I think I'll be lowering the sound a bit from now on.

As for Kirby talking slow, I did think it was a bit slow too but it fits Kirby's character since he is very young.

[Luigi's Confession]

I know, I know. This is a 9 year old post but I would like to put my intake on the video.

The text should've been there for 2-3 seconds longer, I understood everything but not everyone has the same level of reading.

Luigi has a star powerup and dies by a Goomba? I do not understand this.

The animation was decent, especially the Luigi bringing out his Super-Saiyan out.
The sound was good, some to loud than the other parts.

It didn't make me laugh much but it was intriguing, but with the cons of the video, i'll give it a 3.

hrechkaness responds:

Not a very inspired critique. The last portion is the only part I consider important.

[Folsom Prison Blues]

The art style needs some work but everything fit perfectly. We're about to hit 11 years since this animation came out. Nobody respects the legend these days, but you do, and I support whoever supports the king!

Proud to be the first one to comment after 7 years, people come and see this!