PortalVendor's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,000 Points

...And You Point At Signs

Now Unlocked 8/15/18
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Then Unlocked 8/15/18
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wasn't Ready! Unlocked 8/15/18
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Absolutely Perfect Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Prescription? Pain! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Man Comes Around Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/55 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Call A Plumber Unlocked 2/15/19
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 2/15/19
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Fish Food Unlocked 2/15/19
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 2/15/19
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher Unlocked 2/15/19
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Forklift Foul Unlocked 2/15/19
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience 10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/100 (55/2,000 points)

BearBound

Merit Badge Unlocked 8/18/18
10 Points
Find the camp.
Look Down on Me Unlocked 8/18/18
25 Points
Find the secret temple.
StarBound Unlocked 8/18/18
25 Points
Find the rocket ship.
Bear it all 25 Points Get a career.
Devil of Ski Free Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/90 points)

Christmas ADVENTure 2019

December 8th Unlocked 12/8/19
5 Points
Open the eighth present!
December 1st 5 Points Open the first present!
December 2nd 5 Points Open the second present!
December 3rd 5 Points Open the third present!
December 4th 5 Points Open the fourth present!
December 5th 5 Points Open the fifth present!
December 6th 5 Points Open the sixth present!
December 7th 5 Points Open the seventh present!
December 9th 5 Points Open the ninth present!
December 10th 10 Points Open the tenth present!
December 11th 10 Points Open the eleventh present!
December 12th 10 Points Open the twelfth present!
December 13th 10 Points Open the thirteenth present!
December 14th 10 Points Open the fourteenth present!
December 15th 10 Points Open the fifteenth present!
December 16th 10 Points Open the sixteenth present!
December 17th 10 Points Open the seventeenth present!
December 18th 10 Points Open the eighteenth present!
December 19th 10 Points Open the nineteenth present!
December 20th 25 Points Open the twentieth present!
December 21st 25 Points Open the twenty-first present!
December 22nd 25 Points Open the twenty-second present!
December 23rd 25 Points Open the twenty-third present!
December 24th 25 Points Open the twenty-fourth present!
December 25th 25 Points Open the twenty-fifth present!
Do the Time Warp 25 Points Travel back in time using the Fulp Pinup Calendar
Gawker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rock the Halls Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stabbing Through the Snow Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
THE END - Part 2 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/445 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 10/26/17
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 10/26/17
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 10/26/17
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 10/26/17
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)

Damian : The Hellevator

The devil's eyes Unlocked 12/7/19
5 Points
Clear floor 1
Wanna play? Unlocked 12/7/19
5 Points
Clear floor 2
Your suffering will be legendary... Unlocked 12/7/19
10 Points
Clear floor 3
Drop f*cking dead! 10 Points Clear floor 4
I got some good barbecue here! 25 Points Clear floor 6
Kiss me, fat boy! 25 Points Clear floor 5
Now I'm playing with power! 25 Points Clear floor 7
Revelation 100 Points Complete the game on Hell mode
Shagadelic! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
This is the end, friend Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jesus wept. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Don't you want a balloon? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shut up you bitch hog! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The child is dead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There is someone walking behind you... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Welcome to my world, bitch Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

Internet Avenger

Beat Mosaic Unlocked 4/29/19
5 Points
Boss #1
Beat Netscape Unlocked 4/29/19
10 Points
Boss #2
Beat Opera Unlocked 4/29/19
25 Points
Boss #3
Beat Mozilla Unlocked 4/29/19
50 Points
Boss #5
Beat Safari Unlocked 4/29/19
50 Points
Boss #4
Error 25 Points Crash the game... and your computer?
Beat Chrome 100 Points Boss #6
Blue Screen of Victory Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/365 points)

Kill Baby Hitler

Mission Accomplished Unlocked 2/13/19
10 Points
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Mission Failed Unlocked 2/13/19
10 Points
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Sheep Unlocked 2/13/19
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Baby Hitler 5 Points Looks more like it...
Alien Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (70/175 points)

Little Panda 3xb

Play Unlocked 2/16/19
5 Points
Play for the first time.
200 score 5 Points Make 200 points.
350 score 5 Points Make 350 points.
400 score 5 Points Make 400 points.
50 score 5 Points Make 50 points.
520 score 5 Points Make 520 points.
1100 score 10 Points Make 1100 points.
1500 score 10 Points Make 1500 points.
1800 score 10 Points Make 1800 points.
720 score 10 Points Make 720 points.
830 score 10 Points Make 830 points.
900 score 10 Points Make 900 points.
1900 score 25 Points Make 1900 points.
2000 score 25 Points Make 2000 points.
2200 score 25 Points Make 2200 points.
2400 score 25 Points Make 2400 points.
2600 score 50 Points Make 2600 points.
3000 score 100 Points Make 3000 points.

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/340 points)

Madness: Nevada Hotline

1 Hello? Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Eliminate 3 targets
2 Who could it be? Unlocked 10/25/17
10 Points
Eliminate 25 targets
3 Why me? Unlocked 10/25/17
25 Points
Eliminate 50 targets
6 Big Surprise Unlocked 10/25/17
100 Points
???
4 It can't be ... 50 Points Eliminate 100 targets
5 The Call has been answered 100 Points Eliminate all targets

Medals Earned: 4/6 (140/290 points)